BOW CHICKA WOW WHAT.

This might be a blog, but who really knows?

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

(Source: ds0tm, via wavering-lines)

multipack:

i’m only a morning person on december 25th

(Source: ihaveremade, via alexwhizzezhere)

troyleryoutube:

tylersmintgreenhair:

life-sandwich:

officalumhood:

i want to punch a wall

"No, go fuck yourself."

Iconic.

This is perfect

(via avengersassemble-inmypants)

shit-thatblows:

nailed it

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

(via monobeartheater)

beawilderment:

he’s making it hop

this is the only thing I care about

(Source: -everdeen, via hellfeelslikehome)

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: orcas, via beesandtrenchcoat)

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